Saturday, January 16, 2010
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Welcome, porny people! Now how about lending that filthy hand to a good cause?
First off, thanks to the — as of this writing — over 6,400 people who’ve swung by the site today! Super-cool!* I see you are being linked by a site called pussycalor.com. My thanks again to you for your visits, and a tip of my hat to the fine folks at the site referring you here for the, erm, clever wordplay in their company title (“Pussy Galore” + “hot” en español, I imagine, right? get it? … it’s a decent enough pun; I give it a 60 but I can’t dance to it).
Dawn Richard, Miss May 1957. Photographed by Ed DeLong and David Sutton.
However, now that you’re here, and I’ve got these vintage cheesecake Playboy centerfolds helping me hold your attention, LeVar Burton’s** twitter and I would like to bend your ear a tick on this whole Haiti earthquake and subsequent increased housing and famine catastrophe. This article in the Miami Herald details legit relief organizations through which you can help with time, money, and food donations the displaced and surviving persons affected by yesterday’s devastating earthquake in Haiti, which is unfortunately only going to compound their existing problems as a developing nation.
Miss December 1959, Pat Sheehan. Photographed by Sam Wu.
Those are all fine and worthy causes if you give the list a genuine spin, but I sense that if you have landed here, you are probably impatient to get on with other things, and I empathize to a point with you on the whole “utter-lack-of-attention-span” thing. (Everyone blames MTV but I think it started with cereal box-backs, because I never had cable and I’ve an awful itchy trigger finger in almost every situation) Here is the super-fast-easy way to seal the deal:
Miss January 1957, June Blair. Photographed by Hal Adams.
In America, text the word “HAITI” to the number 90999 to donate $10 to the Red Cross. It will automatically come off your phone bill. How easy is that? $10 is not that much, and this is coming from an extremely broke person. So why don’t you take your hand off your dick (only for a moment, don’t worry — I’m not asking for miracles), fetch up the cell phone you’ve undoubtedly parked in your pocket, and take a second to donate even the low amount of $10 to the Red Cross’s special fund, through which, guaranteed, 100% of your donation goes to Haitian quake relief efforts. The playmates you are gawking at would be super, super impressed. That is why they are all in red: for the Red Cross. (Yes, I have so many playmate pictures saved that I was able to cull out a few scantily red-clad ones for just this entry — and even then I narrowed it to these, my faves.)
Miss March 1957, Sandra Edwards. Photographed by Peter Gowland, a dear patron saint. Right on!
I am not telling you how to live your life, just saying it is a quick and easy way to ease suffering while we comfortably enjoy and count ourselves lucky another carefree, nudie-pic-seeking day. Thanks for your time!
*As I said to the Gentleman earlier today, “I have supported the porn industry for years. It’s about time they returned the favor.”
**You’re darned-tootin’ I follow Geordi La Forge on the twitter. And I did not think it was possible he could be more of a nerd than I always imagined, but he is. He’s seen Avatar, like, five times. I almost stopped following him cause it was all he was on about for weeks. But I forgive him.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Splendor in the Grass
Im not much of an outdoor guy. Not a field & stream guy. Not a roll around in the grass guy. As close as I get is admiring a Currier & Ives print. I can certainly admire a fine looking lady out of doors, strolling through the green, green grass. But I’d much rather have a sexy women indoors, preferably in my bedroom, in my bed. Or at least on my bearskin rug…
I had a girlfriend in the early eighties who craved sex outdoors. She was always wanting to strip and make love in the forest, by a stream or even in a field. The very few times I gave in to her insane desires I just lay there worrying about spiders, snakes and cops.
But for those of you who prefer the great outdoors, and like your women surrounded by grass I give you the thirty-ninth the Magic of Women gallery:
SPLENDOR in the GRASSLinks to all Magic of Women galleries HERE
Anyone can see the gallery, only flickr members with safe search off will see these photos. Join Flickr free.
These pics were too green fir the gallery:Bahia, Blue, Fescue, Buffalo, and Zoysia
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Are Airport Scanners Generating Low-Grade Porn?
The proliferation of airport body scanners will spark a flurry of low-grade porn, internet conspiracy theorists claimed last week.
But officials at Manchester Airport, where full body scanning is already due to be tested, have been quick to dismiss this as urban myth. Who to ignore?
A number of websites have suggested it is a simple enough matter to transform the slightly abstract, solarised images currently taken by airport scanners and turn them into slightly fuzzed smut.
This was the story that started to appear last week on sites such as Prison Planet, and which has been gaining ground across the world by the usual process of internet osmosis.
Manchester’s officials have countered, pointing out that the images being bounced around the net as examples of the alleged threat to personal privacy are nothing like the images created by scanning – and that no images are ever saved within the system.
“There is simply no potential for images captured by the scanners to be reversed,” a spokesman stated. “This very much looks to be a scare story.
“Besides, images taken by the scanners are not ever saved to any form of permanent medium, so there is no scope for images to be played with in this way.”
The spokesman also confirmed that the scheme currently being piloted at Manchester airport will not involve the scanning of any children under the age of 18.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
The Alex Meraz appreciation top ten list
Yesterday we swooned over Ashley Greene, today it’s one of the Twicast’s guys again. As it is Alex Meraz’s birthday I thought it would be great to dedicate him this post and put together all the things we appreciate about him.
Happy birthday Alex!
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Stuff we appreciate about Alex Meraz:
1. That he look like THIS in New Moon… and doesn’t wear a shirt:
2. That he takes a special photo just for us to tell us that he’s the REAL Alex Meraz on Twitter
3. That he tweets stuff like THIS and still makes us think “I bet even now you look a million times hotter than the guy next to me”:
4. That he makes fun of himself and even bothers to tell us that he bought a new kick-ass shirt and made the cashier laugh
5. That there are enough smokin’ hot pics of him out there to cure our eyes after we (accidently) looked at THIS:
6. That if you search hard enough you can find THOSE pics of him which make you feel either like a completely insane stalker or make you pretend you just got up and saw the following happen in your kitchen:
7. That he has an absolutely beautiful wife and a probably super sweet child but basically doesn’t talk about it at all so that we still got the feeling we could have him…
8. That he obviously stole Taylor’s Jacob-shirt on the New Moon set and let’s us know that it fits him WELL
9. That most of the time he looks like THIS so that we can make fantabulous Twiporn (sorry I wrote across the abs…):
10. That he gives answers like THAT when someone asks him what he would like to have for Christmas from Santa:
So that’s it. The Alex Meraz appreciation top ten list. Hope you liked it. And oh, hey Alex, I almost forgot to tell you: Check your mailbox! Cause in there is your present. You know, those super hot pics of me. Wearing a “Skinsuit”. Guess my invitation to your party got lost but hey, don’t worry! I’m absolutely NOT pissed or something… Stuff like that can happen. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure to be there nevertheless
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Off to dress up for Alex’s birthday party (Do you think I should show up in a wolf-shirt?)
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Did I miss anything? What do you appreciate about Alex Meraz? Did you make a special Alex Twiporn for his birthday? Wanna wish him a wonderful day and that someone thought of getting him a Team Paul cake? Whatever it is, tell us in the comments or via e-mail! And for even more good times follow us on Twitter!
Naked Jogger Nabbed Near White House
Secret Service officials in Washington said a naked jogger was arrested near the White House and a suspicious package was found to be his clothes.
Malcolm Wiley, a spokesman for the Secret Service, said the man apparently shed his clothes at about 5 p.m. Wednesday and left them in a bag near an intersection while he jogged, The Washington Post reported.
“He wasn’t yelling or protesting, just going for a jog,” Wiley said. “He was apprehended, naked though he was.”
Wiley said the bag was initially considered a suspicious package but investigators determined it contained only the man’s clothing.
The man was taken into custody but was not charged, Wiley said.
Saturday, January 9, 2010
Ashley Greene and the so-called "Skinsuits"...
Yesterday while writing the post about Taylor Lautner and his new face something strange came to my mind: We only ever write about the Twicast guys and never about the girls. Why is that? Okay, sometimes we mention KStew, but most of the time that’s to make fun of her if we’re being honest… or to swoon over her shoes. Then I saw Ashley Greene’s Sports Illustrated photoshoot. You know, the one for the swimsuit edition in february. And so to increase the number of posts about the Twigirls, I dedicate this post to Ashley Greene! Cause let’s be honest, those pics are HOT! Girlcrush-worthy. I love most of the pics. The SoBe “Skinsuit” shoot. So has anyone ever hard the word “Skinsuit” before? I haven’t. Nevertheless it took me less than one minute to know what was going on and I was pretty startled to see how long it took most people to realize what was going on. Cause Ashley’s not wearing a swimsuit at all here. Well, at least not technically. So those are basically pics of her being naked. Yep, bodypaint does not count as clothes where I come from. So be honest, who of you realized it before Jimmy Fallon said it in his show? Cause those “Skinsuits” DO look awesome! Heard it took twelve hours to paint them on. Wonder how awkward this must be, having someone to paint a absolutely amazing but nevertheless fake swimsuit on you for twelve hours… Well, nevermind.
So to swoon over one of the Twigirls for the first time on HTD, enjoy the Ashley Greene naked aka wearing a “Skinsuit” for Sports Illustrated pics!
So are these hot or are these hot? Who’s having a girlcrush on Ashley now? Cause I am… And that’s not even half of the photos… Wanna hear Zelda and me chatting it up? Cause we will! Well, Zelda doesn’t know about it yet until she reads this post but I bet she’s dying to do so. Otherwise I guess I’ll just have to force her to. Which I will… Sorry girl!
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Off to kidnap Zelda
Saveyoursoul
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Do you find those pics as hot as I think they are? When did you realize “Skinsuit” is just another word for “painted on”? Clever people inventing this new word to hide the fact that Ashley is basically naked… Share your thoughts via comment or e-mail! Oh, and are you following us on Twitter?
(images: AshleyGreene.net)
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