Saturday, February 27, 2010

SEXY PICTURE: Model Diana with Fashion Photos at MyFashionShow

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specializing in portrait, fashion, glamour, hair/make-up,

parts modeling, swimwear, lingerie, fetish, fine art nude, nude and body painting.

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Live Nude Girls!

Some Flickr photographers who models are definitely alive, definitely nude and definitely girls… Only Flickr members with safe search OFF will see all of the photos in this post. Join Flickr free.

NomSuayMah. Here’s one of his sets demonstrating his skill (and his model’s beauty). And another.

Sea Tree Images. His Red and Black sets are wonderful.

perthroproductions2. His set Fetish/Kink is a little snapshotish but cute…

Inposure. This magnificent Flickr collection is bursting with fourteen set of Chinese beauties in the buff!

Read all of VISIONS

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Thursday, February 25, 2010

Your dressed and undressed girls, girlfriends, teens, women and wives – 25/02/10

Your dressed and undressed girls, girlfriends, teens, women and wives – enjoy!

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Ria Sakurai in Pink Velvet

Ria Sakurai looking hot and sexy in the pink velvet outfit.  Normally Ria Sakurai looks cute and innocent but in this picture set, she actually looks Sexy and hot.  Ria Sakurai slowly strips off the pink velvet outfit and reveals her soft and smoth skin.  She strips off completely for your pleasure.

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<b>Ogroman Grudi</b> <i>("Huge Tits" in Czech)</i>

Back to one of VISIONS’s constant refrains: big boobs! I doubt any of the breasts revealed in his post are from the Czech Republic, but then does it really matter? A tit’s a tit, after all, and very much a delightful part of the universal language of lust!

Mushrooms? – Face Warmers - Surreal Counter Toppers - Mickey Mouse - Wash & Wear Valentine Only Flickr members with safe search OFF will see these photos. Join Flickr free.

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Sunday, February 21, 2010

Taxes, Tiger, Sex and Theories: The Approaching Quincunx

The Austin Plane Crash, the North Illinois University shooting, Tiger’s Apology, Obama’s defense of the stimulus bill and Newsweek’s Debunking of popular conspiracy theories are the headliners for the Approaching Quincunx of the Desire for Reforms Eclipse.



Robert Hand in his book Horoscope Symbols defines the Quincunx as “forcing choices between very different positions.” A Quincunx occurs when two planets are exactly 150 degrees apart. When a quincunx occurs, notable events erupt. During the separating quincunx last December most of Europe and the Northeast corridor of the U.S. experienced freezing temperatures that threatened lives. See: http://wp.me/pJyvs-3p. During the current or approaching quincunx the transiting Sun is moving toward the Desire for Reforms Eclipse Sun. Last week we saw some of the outcomes of forced choices between different positions.  To see a larger view, just click inside the image once.



What’s So Stimulating?



On Wednesday, February 17 President Obama defended his $787 billion Stimulus Plan meant to help the U.S. avoid another Great Depression. In the year since the bill’s enactment, the unemployment rate hasn’t budged despite tax cuts, credits, and investments in infrastructure, energy efficiency and broadband. It seems that even a forced influx of cash into the economy can’t overcome the volatile U.S. and Global Marketplaces.



About Joe’s Taxes…



At the apex of the quincunx is Joseph Stack. He was the engineer who crashed his plane into the IRS building in Austin Texas. I’ve calculated impact between 10:00 and 10:11 am Thursday, February 18. An online suicide note indicates that Joseph Stack felt he was forced into his position and his choice of flying a plane into a building. You can read Stack’s suicide note at: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100218/ap_on_re_us/us_plane_crash_texas. Below is a chart on the shooting. The Desire for Reforms Eclipse is on the inside wheel and the Approaching Quincunx Transits are on the outside wheel. To see a larger view, just click inside the image once.



Another Campus Shooting



On Friday, February 19 a student attending campus on the Dekalb campus of North Illinois University was shot and wounded nearly two years after a fatal shooting at the school left half a dozen dead (http://www.suntimes.com/2058404,niu-campus-shooting-021910.article) .



Tiger’s Five Six Hole Drive



Yet, the headliner of the week didn’t involve a horrific event, sub-zero temperatures, or politics of global magnitude. The story that captured the imagination of the public was Tiger Wood’s public apology for adultery. Tiger is desparately seeking to reform his relationship with his wife at home and with his business associates. See: http://voices.washingtonpost.com/celebritology/2010/02/tiger_woods_apology_live-blogg.html?wpisrc=nl_natlalert.

In sum, Tiger claimed he was out of control and had to submit himself to rehab in order to take back his sanity and enjoy a normal life. He also defended his wife Elin and claimed that she never struck him (even though she caught him sleeping around with 5 or more women at the same time). To see a larger view of the photo, just click inside the image once.



A Well Rehearsed Public Relations Coup



Tiger went as far as to say that there had never been an incident of domestic family violence. But what were we watching – really? We were watching the strategy of expert public relations consultants trying to mitigate the actions of a popular Don Juan in order to save and/or recapture millions of sports contracts. If you’d like to see the handy work of PR consultants involving other sports luminaries go to: http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/lists/Notable-sports-apologies-gallery-021910?GT1=39002#sport=MLB&photo=10927212. There’s something to be said about a million dollar sports figure fessin’ up and saying I’m sorry.



Tiger’s Sex Secrets Revealed



Below is the birth chart of Tiger Woods. After a brief visual inspection of the chart, I found Tiger to be someone driven to be the first at everything. This drive equates to his desire to fit in. This is indicated by Chiron in Aries, 8th house. In some cases a desire to always be first is disastrous with the individual isolating themselves among family and friends. But in Tiger’s case Chiron’s desires were tempered by Pluto conjunct the Arabic Part of Fortune in Libra, 1st house. Here Tiger was given the opportunity to mold himself into a figure of non-self assertion. Early on in his life and career he may have feared disturbing the harmony he sought from family, friends and colleagues. This helped keep his desire to be first virtually unchecked by competitors. The result gave him room to grow into one of the world’s best golf pros. It’s as if Chiron quincunx the Ascendant helped him carve out a niche in golf by hurling personal challenges at his first quadrant. The first quadrant of a horoscopic chart is the first, second and third houses. The first quadrant comprises everything about a person’s personality, body, appearance, money, possessions, and communications.



Uranus and the North Node in Scorpio, 2nd house also points to curious circumstances. With Uranus and the North Node in Tiger’s 2nd house, money flows in and out of his wallet with ease. Uranus brings revolutionary changes to resources. This make’s Tiger focus on what’s necessary and what’s not. But the controversy is with the North Node in Scorpio, 2nd house. Here we find the inevitable. The North Node in Scorpio, 2nd house holds Tiger’s feet to the fire when it comes to issues surrounding passion, sexuality and obsession. This can be confirmed by the number of maidens who have emerged during his sex scandal.



After reviewing Uranus and the North Node in the 2nd house, I moved my attention back to the asteroid Chiron in Aries, along with Sedna in Taurus, and the South Node in Taurus. There in the 8th house lies the personal downside to Tiger’s hidden and controlled drive. For example, the South Node in Taurus, 8th house (naturally ruled by Venus) drives Tiger’s desire to acquire all of the sex and passion available while Sedna in Taurus handed him a consequence for everything obtained. Remember the 8th house places focus on banking, taxes, the law, SEX, death and SECRETS. If you’ve been keeping up with the news, its easy to see that all of the 8th house themes are issues Tiger has been dealing with in a very public manner lately.



Tiger’s Don Juan Chart Point



But the big question of the day is what makes Tiger so sexy and appealing to the ladies? What is it that brings these babes around, and tear up over him on national TV? The planet that takes the credit is Venus in Scorpio, 3rd house in the decan of the Moon. In researching the description of this combination I found the following words and phrases: loving, affectionate, interested only in the pleasures of life, and good for sex. It seems that Tiger’s Venus in Scorpio, 3rd house in the decan of the Moon acts like a sort of Don Juan chart point. The point gives him a grasp for the right timing and the right words especially around the opposite sex. No doubt this trait was honed to perfection by Pluto conjunct the Arabic Part of Fortune in the first house. The result is that these ladies felt no pressure to get involved with Tiger but when they did come in contact with him they found him open, a good listener and a willing provider of their every want and need. Furthermore, this Don Juan chart point places Tiger in a perpetual dreamy and romantic mood. He’s like this all the time! Make no mistake that this dreamy and romantic persona helps spur opportunities for him to wrestle panties off unsuspecting ladies who believe his non-assertive easy style with them is an indicator of true love.  Sadly, what these maidens learned in the media blitz of the past few months is that Tiger is little more than a reincarnation of Don Juan as golf player. Surprisingly, Elin knows Tiger. This is evident by the hefty pay-off clauses of their pre-nuptial agreement in case of divorce. Elin is promised millions if Tiger strays. To see a larger view of the chart below, just click inside the image once.



Tiger’s Karmic Debt Due



The next chart view depicts the Desire for Reforms Eclipse on the inner wheel, the Approaching Quincunx in the middle wheel and Tiger’s Birth Chart on the outer wheel. Believe me when I say I was surprised to find such a strong connection between the Desire for Reforms Eclipse chart and Tiger’s Birth Chart. Upon visual inspection it appears that this was the year Tiger’s secrets were on a collision course with fate. In the 7th house we have the Saturn-Vertex aspect. This pattern is an indicator of divorce and trouble in the house that Saturn rules. In an earlier blog I wrote on Sex, Chaos, Lies, Divorce: The Opposition and What’s Up with Dennis Hopper? I discussed how the affects of Saturn-Vertex were driving Dennis Hopper to divorce. You can read more at: http://wp.me/pJyvs-50.



Also in this view, Saturn is ruling the 11th house where Tiger’s Mercury is located. If you recall, a major deal breaker for Tiger and Elin were those text and voicemail messages that went back and forth between him and his anxious maidens. In fact, Tiger’s Mercury is still under seige. Within minutes of his public apology, three of the five maidens managed to make national news with one being offered a job as a television announcer. But that’s not all, this same Saturn-Vertex aspect is square Tiger’s Midheaven, Ic, and Moon. This sort of pattern appears to be keeping his personal and business matters in a continuos state of flux having to do with his career, his home and his emotional state. Sadly, the South Node conjunct Sedna in Taurus, 2nd house shows money leaking out of Tiger’s wallet this year. Very little seems to be flowing in (Frankly, this is not good news for his maidens and I’m happy one of them has found a job). To see a larger view of the chart, just click inside the image once.



Debunked Conspiracy Theories Featuring 2009 Lie of the Year



Lastly, I found a nifty article debunking a number of conspiracy theories. They are a fitting conclusion to this blog noting the apparent outcomes of forced choices between different positions. The article was released by Newsweek one day after the quincunx. I’ve listed some of the most notable below. You can review the entire list of debunked conspiracy theories at: http://www.newsweek.com/id/233518?GT1=43002 .

No. 1 – Democrats’ health plan will create death panels. PolitiFact named this one “Lie of the Year” in 2009.

Part of Barack Obama’s devious plan to reform health insurance will be the creation of panels of experts who will decide whether or not patients are “worth” treating, making them arbiters of life and death.

Proponents: Sarah Palin, Sen. Charles Grassley (R-Iowa), a lot of angry town-hall-meeting attendees.

It’s fully debunked: Palin was apparently referring to a provision of draft legislation that would have funded consultation about end-of-life care.



No. 2 Barack Obama was not born in the United States.

It’s not clear where he must have been born instead: some say Indonesia; some say Kenya (initial suggestions that Hawaiian natives weren’t citizens when he was born in Honolulu in 1961 were quickly dismissed). The point, so-called birthers say, is that he wasn’t born in the good old US of A, hence isn’t a natural-born citizen and therefore cannot legally be president.

Proponents: Chief birther and Beverly Hills dentist and attorney Orly Taitz, WorldNetDaily editorJoseph Farah, Rep. Nathan Deal (R-Ga.), former presidential and Senate candidate Alan Keyes, assorted tea partiers.

It’s fully debunked: Forged Kenyan birth certificates have been exposed! Obama’s birth certificate has been certified by the state of Hawaii, and images have been shown on national television. And that’s leaving aside plenty of circumstantial proof, like birth announcements in both major Hawaiian papers from August 1961.



No. 3 – Barack Obama is a secret Muslim.

Drawing many of the same backers as the birther movement, this theory claims that Obama was indoctrinated into Islam while living in Indonesia during his childhood. They worry Obama is trying to undermine America’s Judeo-Christian heritage, institute Islamic religious law, betray Israel to the Arabs, and perhaps even allow Al Qaeda to win the war on terror.

Proponents: Anonymous chain e-mail, Libyan dictator Muammar Kaddafi, Swift Boater and propaganda wizard Jerome Corsi.

It’s fully debunked: Obama belonged to a Christian church in Chicago (for which he ironically also caught flack) and has a record of unambiguous support for Israel and hawkish policies on eradicating Al Qaeda’s strongholds in Afghanistan and Pakistan.



No. 4 – Obama wants to conscript Americans into a civilian defense corps.

The group would be a brownshirtlike organization that would enforce order in the United States.

Proponents: Glenn Beck, Watergate burglar and media personality G. Gordon Liddy, Ann Coulter.

It’s fully debunked: Liberal press watchdog Media Matters says the theory stems from a speech Obama made in which he argued for the importance of the Foreign Service, AmeriCorps, and the Peace Corps. That’s a far cry from an American Gestapo—a claim for which there’s no support.



No. 5 – Time magazine wants to restrict the Internet to licensed users.

Time, in concert with pro-censorship groups, is backing a plan that would require a license—i.e., government sanction—for people to get on the Internet.

Proponents: Radio host and conspiracy junkie Alex Jones’s two Web sites.

It’s fully debunked: Time published a story reporting on a Microsoft executive who’d like to see licensing to combat anonymity. Broadcasting such a controversial proposal—regardless of its merits—is quite the opposite of censorship.



No. 6 – 9/11 was an inside job.

The truthers, holdovers from the Bush days, just won’t go away. They argue that the physics of the World Trade Center collapse doesn’t add up, and that the attacks were an excuse for the U.S. to launch wars abroad.

Proponents: Alex Jones, retired religion professor David Ray Griffin, Reagan administration policy analyst Barbara Honegger, British journalist Robert Fisk.

It’s fully debunked: Not even the staunchest mainstream George W. Bush bashers believe this one. Enough said.



Keep your eyes posted on what’s coming up for the Approaching Biquintile.



Peace!

Nude Provocateuse



About the Series: Since the time of the Pharoahs, eclipses have marked our major historical events especially the rise and fall of empires. The Rise of Obama Series (TRO) by The Nude Provocateuse (aka The_Betty) is based on the premise that the Eclipse of August 1, 2008 was the astronomical event opening the road for Barack Obama’s assent to the presidency, and the Desire for Reforms Eclipse of July 21, 2009 is responsible for influencing his 2009-10 political agenda. This series is written as News, Political News, News and Commentary, and serves as basic astrological research not for profit or resale in accordance with the Copyright Act of 1976, 17 USC, Section 107. To learn more about this code go to: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fair_use or email me at llazaro633@yahoo.com.

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Saturday, February 20, 2010

The leaf from the tree

Thats not me, not I, never thee

banging the drums

watch ‘em run

don’t wait for me

fall down the verifiable branches of the

merryweather tree.

Stay a while, inhale the bile

leaf it to run round your

insipid pushback

acidic rock-back; roll.

But, you know you want it -

to the  point

line. It has been drawn

and,

your not in it.

Leaf

the vomit-us.

I feel – you will

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Thursday, February 18, 2010

The monthly poll winners: 1st time impression, what do u look for?

Hypno_Breasts_web-viSo the winner of 1st time impression, not suprisingly is that we do check out the breast more than anything else. 30% breasts with the face coming second with 24% out of 46 votes. Not that many but don’t think it would change that dramatically with more people voting :)

So enjoy these ones but please people, do look the girls in the eyes now and then :)

 

 

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Life Drawing @ James Makin Gallery

Tuesday, 16 February 2010

Dear Diary,

A very dear client of mine suggested I join him for life drawing classes, and even offered to pay the tuition fees. How could I refuse? As the result, I have been spending most delightful Tuesday evenings drawing from the nude at the James Makin Gallery, under the watchful eye of Jeff Makin. We were all given a sketch book and a copy of Makin’s book of drawings at the first lesson; and are provided with large drawings sheets, charcoal pencils, and easel at each session. The first part of the evening consists of making four quick studies of the model, who changes her pose every twenty minutes. In the second part of the evening, the model retaines her pose for nearly an hour (with quick stretch breaks in-between), while we draw on a large piece of paper attached to an easel.

Of nearly dozen or so people that gather at the gallery on Tuesday nights, only a few are professional artists, such as Pam Hallandal, who has recently won the 2009 Dobell Prize for Drawing, and Nikai van Garderen, who exhibits at the Green-Wood Gallery. The others included professionals from all walks of life – architects, dentists, publishers, restorers, interior designers, and your truly, all with various degrees of drawing abilities and artistic acumen.

It is most fascinating watching the drawings emerge on paper in a sheer variety of styles and degrees of finish. Hallandal produces powerful sketches of the nude, strongly reminiscent of the Bell school style. Van Garderen creates an abstracted interpretation of the model in quick and assured strokes of charcoal and white gouache, capturing her grace and movement in a laconic style worthy of Godfrey Miller. The architect virtually deconstructed the model in his drawing treating her as a complex-shaped edifice. The restorer drew the most delicate and life-like head and shoulders portrait of the model in the English early modern style that took our breath away.

Jeff Makin reigned supreme above the group, coming up to each of us in turn with the invaluable advice, never correcting the way we drew the model, or attempting to change our own aesthetic approach to drawing, but enhancing our own unique ways of interpreting and visualisng the nude, and quoting to us examples of well-known artists – both of Old and contemporary school – whose works might serve as a further inspiration on our own unique journeys.

Although I wouldn’t dare to share the products of my creative labours at this stage, I must declare that this was one the most rewarding experience – oh, the sheer joy of loosing yourself in tracing that one perfect line. It heightened my appreciation for figurative artists, who specialise in painting and drawing from the nude; and none are as fresh in my memory as those by Ross Watson, whose skills I was able to admire just a few weeks ago.

[© Eugene Barilo v. Reisberg 2010. This article is copyright, but the full or partial use is WELCOME with the full and proper acknowledgement.]

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Dasha Astafieva (Playboy Plus) - Babelogs - Fleshbot

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Update / and a great pic of xbow/latex/ringmail girl

Have been so neglected my blogging duties, have been stuck on a stupid/silly Facebook game called Kingdoms of Camelot building an empire. I so have to get treatment for this sickness. I personally thank Bob Patterson for sending a reminder that the blog still exist… :)

So let’s start today with a great one of Anne Duffy, where can u go wrong with crossbows/ringmail/latex/boots and a gorgeous girl, nothing whatsoever…

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Miss Panic in the Salt Room

These shots were taken at Studio 1020 and feature an installation by artist and photographer Doug Fogelson. The exhibit, “Salt Room – Winter On the Moon”, can be viewed from now until March 11th at 1020 N Marshfield. The gallery is open Tuesday and Saturday evenings from 6:30-10pm or by appointment; studio1020@gmail.com.

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Saturday, February 13, 2010

Goddesses of my Youth

As those who have read this blog closely know, I came of age sexually between 1959 and 1963. One of the highlights of that process was discovering a stash of Playboy magazines in a rental house we lived in which was owned by some Navy flyers. For the first time in my young life I saw beautiful “nekkid women” in the glossy pages of those forbidden magazines. I felt as if I had stumbled upon all the riches of Araby.

I don’t usually post to photos on sources other than Flickr. Today we make an exception. Here is a marvelous vimeo slideshow of Playboy centerfolds from the fifties and sixties. My memory is foggy so I couldn’t pick which of these magnificent women were in that first batch that keep me up late that night (I probably wasn’t looking at their faces all that closely!)

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A Brief History Of Vibrators.

I learned something today.

Did you know that the vibrator was the fifth household appliance to be electrified.  It was invented in the 1880’s, to treat a medical condition, known either as “congestion of the genitalia” or “Female Hysteria”

From Wikipedia. “For centuries, doctors had been treating women for these illnesses by performing what we would now recognize as masturbation. However, not only did they regard the “vulvular stimulation” required as having nothing to do with sex, but reportedly found it time-consuming and hard work”

Those poor doctors!!  I can just see it now.

“Another Doctor’s bill darling?  Are you unwell, that’s the fourth time this week!”

“I know sweetheart, I am feeling a little poorly, but the Doctor works hard, and I do feel better after seeing him”

“Well what does he do to you?”

“Stimulates my vulva and genitals, until I feel a release of tension.”

“Rather him than me, poor hard-working bastard…”

Again, from Wikipedia: The home versions soon became extremely popular, with advertisements in periodicals such as Needlecraft, Woman’s Home Companion, Modern Priscilla, and the Sears, Roebuck catalog. These disappeared in the 1920s, apparently because their appearance in pornography made it no longer tenable for polite society to avoid the sexual connotations of the devices.

Awesome!!  I laughed a lot during this article!!

There are links also to Wank Week.  I think that this event is worthy of inclusion in the Olympics!  Have a read, it is wonderful stuff!!  Absolutely Gripping!!

Let me know if you are interested in participating in Wank Week, and we will see if can set something up.

Love Chiquita

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No Complaints, Only Moans.

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Sunday, February 7, 2010

Sexy Pamela Anderson&rsquo;s Boob show

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New Snooki SEX TAPE??? Jersey Shore's Snooki Finds a New Boyfriend... Snooki VIDEO...

Snooki Finds a Boyfriend

Saturday February 6, 2010

SnookiSnooki might not have found love (or even a one night stand) at the Jersey Shore, but the unlucky-in-love reality star has finally found a guy to call her own.



Snooki dished to Radar Online that she has a new man who will accompany her to the yet-to-be-decided location of Jersey Shore 2.

“He is actually a body builder and works at the gym,” she gushed. “He is just like my typical guido juicehead with like a good personality.”

We’re so happy that Snooki found the juicehead…err, man of her dreams. And we can’t wait to see this guy she speaks so highly of. “We’re the sexiest couple I have ever seen in my entire life,” she said.

We also hope Snooki’s new boyfriend is cool with the rumors of her sex tape and nude photos. Interesting way to start a relationship.

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Saturday, February 6, 2010

Sexy Megan Fox with busty boobs coming out

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The Ashley Greene Evolution in pictures

After I posted the link to the Michael Sheen / Ashley Greene interview yesterday I had a closer look at it myself again. That’s when I saw the photos I had unsuccessfully tried to forget about. So now I feel like I finally got to say it out loud. Ashley Greene, what happened to you?

There was a time when I could look at pictures of you for hours thinking all the time “Oh how I wish this was me. How I wish I would look like that…”. Those super classy subtly sexy photoshoots you did, awesome. But what happened then? I don’t know. You tried to cover up the fact that you were in fact naked in during the SoBe photoshoot by talking about Skinsuits. We mentioned that we wondered where the hell your nipples had gone though and tadah, there they are again next to Michael Sheen’s interview with you. I try to avoid the word slutty here but those Interview Magazine pics really kinda remind me of a Dom themed Playboy photoshoot.

Plus Kellan and Ryan Seacrest talking about being “in Ashley’s box” all the time? Seemed like they knew what they were talking about… Then the Marie Claire pics. To be honest, some of them screamed “I’m just another prostitute waiting for my next client to come up”… Sorry to say!

And of course we got the fatal naked mobile shoot you did yourself. I could never understand how girls take pics like that and think they will not leak sooner or later but rather sooner on the internet. I have no idea who is the guy that you sent those to and it doesn’t really matter. I’m not posting the “real” naked ones here. Cause I kinda like you too much for that. And cause I would feel kinda 2nd-hand-embarrassed. Just let me say that there indeed IS a full frontal complete nudity snapshot. Of which I hope no one will ever find it on my harddrive along with all those other pics of you I keep for blog purposes. Honestly Ashley, looking at all those pics you did lately makes me sure your sex-tape is going to leak before Rob’s does. Maybe even as soon as… let’s say… february 11th when you show Taylor how it’s done (that’s what she said). I don’t hope so though. Or at least give us Rob’s first so that we got something to distract us… So let’s make a deal! I will not mention those slutty photos of you ever again and you will start to become a little more classy and SUBTLY sexy again. Like in that great photoshoot you did with Rachelle (Oh how I miss her!).

Really, I love those pics of the two of you! It’s the kind that makes you either wanna go (fake-)lesbian or be BFFs. I choose the BFFs, okay? Deal? K, great! Done!

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Off to hang out with my new BFFs

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So what do you think about the Ashley-evolution? Like the new hardcore sexy pics? Like the old ones better? Taken aback that there indeed is a full frontal nudity snapshot where you can see EVERYTHING that leaked on the internet? What are your favorite Ashley pics ever? Tell us in the comments or via e-mail! Oh and participate in our RAZZIE CONTEST!!!

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